An elderly lady who lives along the road here is in the habit of flinging her arms around me every time she sees me, as if I am some long-lost relative who has returned with a fortune. She then remarks upon my pale skin and light eyes and proceeds to ask all sorts of personal questions which I avoid answering by changing the subject. She doesn't mean to offend; she is just interested. Today I saw her as I was crossing a busy road and, besides the usual bear-hug and interrogation - right in the middle of the road - I got a lecture because I hadn't walked exactly on the zebra crossing lines. "You'll get run over!" she kept exclaiming mid-hug, quite oblivious to the fact that we were both likely to flattened by a motorist losing his pazienza while we were holding up the traffic. Inside every Italianised Brit there's a daring British jaywalker so she did not reform me.
My own pazienza ran out when I saw that, in one of my favourite haunts, the Edicolè bar, they still haven't ordered in any gelati.
"It seems early in the season to us", said a waiter. "It might rain or be windy."
When have wind and rain ever put off a gelato-lover? Sometimes I think this seasonal eating can be taken too far....
I took my custom further along the via Sacro Cuore
and reminded myself that I'm in Sicily, where I can stand in the sun near a traditional drystone wall and exquisite roses:







