
I was sitting in the
Altro Posto this morning, half reading the paper and half musing upon the fact that what
Silly Week needed from this blog was a "Marcello" post, when a familiar voice from the terrace called,
"Buongiorno.
The sun is up, the sky is blue"
and there he was! Marcello is
the man who talks in Beatles lyrics and now I think he must be telepathic as well.
Me: Ciao, Marcello. Come stai?
Marcello:
It's getting better all the time, haha!
I'll get you anything my friend.
Me: Un caffè, per favore.
[Marcello orders at the counter, then joins me at the table.]
Me: E Silvia, come sta? [Silvia is Marcello's wife and my friend.]
Marcello:
She's happy as can be.
Me [quite proud of this]:
She said so?
Marcello: Sì, sì, she
waits at the window, haha!
[Silvia is much too busy to wait at any window. At this point the waiter brings a very tempting gelato and puts it down in front of me.]
Marcello: 'Ere you are.
Cream tangerine and montelimar.
[It is lemon ice cream with strawberries.]
Me: Il tuo lavoro, come va? [How's work?]
[Marcello, even in these hard times, manages to change his job whenever he gets bored.]
Marcello:
I quit my job as a policeman and got myself a steady job, haha!
[Don't worry: he has never been a policeman.]
Me: Ah, sì? Cos'è? [Oh, yes? What is it?]
Marcello:
Take some insurance on me, baby.
Me: No, grazie. Ti piace questo lavoro? [Do you like this work?]
Marcello: I working
eight days a week and
in this world there's nothing I would rather do, haha!
Me: Sono contenta per te. [I'm happy for you.]
Marcello:
The future still looks good, haha! [Changing his expression to a pathetic one]:
So how come no one loves me?
Me: Ma Silvia ti ama! [But Silvia loves you!]
She's a woman who understands.
Marcello [feigning being moved to tears]:
I wanna hold your hand.
Me:
Anytime at all.
Marcello: You speak of time.
At twelve o'clock a meeting round the table, haha!
Me [enormously proud this time]:
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
Marcello: We see you.
Sunday morning go for a ride?
[I am just about to reply when through the open door I spy......]
Me:
Lovely Rita meter maid!
[The female
vigile across the road is looking at Marcello's car with interest.]
Me [calling after him]: Salutami Silvia! [Say hello to Silvia!]
Marcello [calling over his shoulder as he sprints across the road]:
I got a whole lot of things to tell her when I get home.
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