Showing posts with label #SillyWeek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #SillyWeek. Show all posts

Sunday, August 07, 2011

SILLY WEEK - PROVERBS AND IDIOMS


To round off  Silly Week, here are some strange - though sometimes very apt - Sicilian proverbs and idioms.  To make it more interesting, I've turned it into a quiz so see if you can match the proverbs and idioms 1 - 6 with their meanings a - f. The answers are at the bottom of the post.



Proverbs

1.  Cui sputa 'n celu, 'n facci cci torna.
2.  Màritati e mùli hanu a stàri suli.
3.  Unni ci sù vòsca ci su' lùpi e ùnni ci sù campàni ci sù buttàni.
4.  L'amuri è comu 'n çiuovu, si 'u scippi ci rresta 'u pirtusu.
5.  Sutta 'i linzola siemu tutti richi.
6.  Cu' è fissa si ni stapi a sa casa.

a.  We are all rich under the sheets.
b.  He who spits towards the sky will get the spit back in his face [or "What goes round, comes round".]
c.  Where there are woods there are wolves and where there are bells [ie., in towns] there are whores.
d.  Let a stupid person be stupid at home [to protect him and save the family from shame!]
e.  Love is like a nail - when you pull it out, you can still see the hole.
f.  Married couples and mules need to be left alone [ because the married couple need time alone and if you leave a mule alone you can't get kicked!]



Idioms


1.  Ti sienti tuttu carciuòfila.
2.  Sunu tuttu amuri e bruoru di çiçiri.
3.  Chiddu mi pari paliccu.
4.  Ci puoi calari a' pasta!
5.  Farisi cacari am mucca.
6.  Hai 'i manu ri ricotta.

a.  He looks like a toothpick [said of someone who is too thin or of someone whose opinion counts for nothing.]
b.  You've got ricotta hands [said to someone clumsy].
c.  You can throw the pasta in the pot [meaning you can count on something].
d.  They're all love and chickpea broth [said of people who are lovesick].
e.  You feel like an artichoke [said to someone who gives themselves airs].
f.  To make someone defecate in their mouth [meaning to humiliate someone].


For answers, highlight the space below:
Proverbs: 1b; 2f; 3c; 4e; 5a; 6d.  Idioms: 1e; 2d; 3a; 4c; 5f; 6b.

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

SILLY WEEK - FRESH SUPPLIES FOR SOOTY



This wasn't going to be a Silly Week post but when I read about the antics of the bear puppet Sooty today, it kind of turned into one.  Sooty and his pal the dog Sweep [later joined by female panda Soo] kept me entertained as a child and I still love them.  But it seems that Sooty has gone off the rails lately for today, whilst recording an episode for a new TV series, he hit the British magician Paul Daniels rather too hard in the face with a pizza.  Mr Daniels ended up in hospital with a black eye but is said to be being a good sport about the incident.  Sooty, who has obviously been watching too much television, is reported to be in hiding.  I blame the parents myself.

The pizza in question, I am informed, was a Margherita  and, just in case Sooty needs some fresh supplies, here are the pizze a friend and I enjoyed in my nearest pizzeria on Monday evening:

Pizza alla porchetta


Pizza alla diavola

We could have done with you in the Italian Parliament this afternoon, Sooty and if you need a safe house, you can always come and stay with Simi and me in Sicily!  

Original Sooty Theme Tune



Dean Martin - That's Amore

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

SILLY WEEK - WAITING FOR GODOT?



The Italian State appoints teachers via a long and complicated series of competitions which result, for  "successful" candidates, in their names being placed on a list according to a points system.  Then they wait - and wait - to be offered a post.  Many find themselves working for years without remuneration, agreeing to do so because every year's work they do allows them to add more "points" beside their name in the list. Their  "luckier" colleagues, meanwhile,  may be offered temporary contracts which are sometimes, but not always, renewed each academic year.  This can go on for long periods before these teachers are offered permanent work.

Pity, then, a gentleman from Catania who has been waiting for a permanent teaching job for .... 36 years. "Time", as a friend of mine here is fond of saying, "stops at Messina".

Monday, August 01, 2011

SILLY WEEK - A HOME AWAY FROM HOME



It's August again and that means it's the "silly season" in Sicily:  many stores and companies close for several weeks, nearly all close for the ten days either side of Assumption Day [15th August] and others do not bother to reopen after siesta for the whole month.  

As I reported last week, 13% of Italians taking a holiday this year are heading this way and before they do so those who have shops or businesses close them, only to arrive in Sicily to find everything..... closed.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

SABATO MUSICALE


As a curtain-raiser to Silly Week, which Man in a Shed is running again this year and which officially starts on Monday, this is what happened when the Welsh went to Rome:


Max Boyce - The Glory That Was Rome

Sunday, August 01, 2010

SILLY WEEK - SIMI'S CHOICE


We must have a "Lucy" clip for Silly Week so to round it off, here's Simi the dog's choice.  She thinks this is a very intelligent dog with a very silly mummy and daddy!

I Love Lucy - Fred the Cairn Terrier



SILLY WEEK - "ALIVE" NOTICES


It is the custom, in Sicily, to place death notices outside the house of the deceased and on special notice boards outside churches.  But in June one Nino Carbonaro of Modica had to have a batch of "alive" notices printed, for a rumour had gone around town that he was dead and people kept calling his wife to offer their condolences.  Even though he drank coffee as usual at his local bar, shopped in the supermarket and took medical certificates confirming that he was alive to work, no one would believe him.

The notices read:

He's alive and kicking.

NINO CARBONARO

Contrary to rumours put about by gossips, who should spend their time on more intelligent matters.


Monday, July 26, 2010

SILLY WEEK: SILLY PACKAGING

I find it very easy to be silly - in fact, I've almost made a career of it - so I was delighted when the Man in a Shed announced the second annual Bloggers' Silly Week.  What's the point of it?  To report silly things and to be silly!

To kick off, I have to say that I am not one to get particularly worked up about environmental issues but this packaging of a magazine strikes me as not only wasteful but extremely silly.  In Italy, nearly all magazines come like this and Italian "Vanity Fair" is the worst offender, for it has the tightest plastic wrapping and there is usually nothing extra inside it but a facsimile of the cover.  Strangely enough, if I buy a magazine I want to read it, not spend half an hour hacking it free.  But perhaps that is silly of me.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

SILLY WEEK: SIMI HAS THE LAST WORD


Hello, folks. Simi here!

Well, at last a dog can get to the computer! "Silly Week", huh? Hmmm - a doggie friend could be forgiven for thinking it's always "Silly Week" around here, the way my mummy behaves most of the time! Here are some of the silly things she does:

1. She's always gossiping with my Auntie Rosa and I have to bark to remind them it's time to go out! I like Auntie Rosa because she calls me amoruccia and piccola. I like Mister-Auntie-Rosa too because he lets me ride in his big car! I could easily drive it for him but he doesn't seem to believe me. Humans, eh, Alex?!
2. She calls me a "silly girlie" when I go out to the lift to see her off when she sneaks out without me. I have to check that the landing is safe!
3. Sometimes she's in here playing with the computer until 3 am and a dog can't get her beauty sleep!
4. Now she's addicted to that "tweet" thing but I can't hear any birdies when she uses it!
5. Every Monday she sprays smelly brown stuff on her legs and we have to wait for 2 hours until it's dry to go out! She should go out au naturel like moi!

Of course, she loves me oodles and poodles and does lots of nice things for me as well!

That's all for now, fans. I hope you've had a good "Silly Week".

Love from

Simi xx woof!

SILLY WEEK: LUCY MAKES BREAD

It's the "Last Night" of Silly Week and I think Lucy should have the last-but-one word. I'm glad to see that Lucy makes as much mess as me when she bakes bread!

I Love Lucy - Pioneer Women [31.3.1952].

Saturday, August 01, 2009

SILLY WEEK: CREAM TANGERINE AND MONTELIMAR



I was sitting in the Altro Posto this morning, half reading the paper and half musing upon the fact that what Silly Week needed from this blog was a "Marcello" post, when a familiar voice from the terrace called,
"Buongiorno. The sun is up, the sky is blue"
and there he was! Marcello is the man who talks in Beatles lyrics and now I think he must be telepathic as well.

Me: Ciao, Marcello. Come stai?
Marcello: It's getting better all the time, haha! I'll get you anything my friend.
Me: Un caffè, per favore.
[Marcello orders at the counter, then joins me at the table.]
Me: E Silvia, come sta? [Silvia is Marcello's wife and my friend.]
Marcello: She's happy as can be.
Me [quite proud of this]: She said so?
Marcello: Sì, sì, she waits at the window, haha!
[Silvia is much too busy to wait at any window. At this point the waiter brings a very tempting gelato and puts it down in front of me.]
Marcello: 'Ere you are. Cream tangerine and montelimar.
[It is lemon ice cream with strawberries.]
Me: Il tuo lavoro, come va? [How's work?]
[Marcello, even in these hard times, manages to change his job whenever he gets bored.]
Marcello: I quit my job as a policeman and got myself a steady job, haha!
[Don't worry: he has never been a policeman.]
Me: Ah, sì? Cos'è? [Oh, yes? What is it?]
Marcello: Take some insurance on me, baby.
Me: No, grazie. Ti piace questo lavoro? [Do you like this work?]
Marcello: I working eight days a week and in this world there's nothing I would rather do, haha!
Me: Sono contenta per te. [I'm happy for you.]
Marcello: The future still looks good, haha! [Changing his expression to a pathetic one]: So how come no one loves me?
Me: Ma Silvia ti ama! [But Silvia loves you!] She's a woman who understands.
Marcello [feigning being moved to tears]: I wanna hold your hand.
Me: Anytime at all.
Marcello: You speak of time. At twelve o'clock a meeting round the table, haha!
Me [enormously proud this time]: A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
Marcello: We see you. Sunday morning go for a ride?
[I am just about to reply when through the open door I spy......]
Me: Lovely Rita meter maid!
[The female vigile across the road is looking at Marcello's car with interest.]
Me [calling after him]: Salutami Silvia! [Say hello to Silvia!]
Marcello [calling over his shoulder as he sprints across the road]: I got a whole lot of things to tell her when I get home.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

SILLY WEEK: QUIZ: SICILIAN PROVERBS - 5

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For Silly Week, I have chosen some proverbs which I hope will give you a laugh. For answers and explanations, you have to highlight the seemingly blank space under where it says, "Highlight below for answers" at the end of the quiz. One of the sayings below is an idiom rather than a proverb but I couldn't resist including it! Match the proverbs 1 - 6 with their meanings a - f:


1. Megghiu un colpu di balestra ca un colpu di finestru.

2. O ti manci sta minestra o ti jetti di la finestra.

3. Cui va a donni senza ninni, havi dittu: "Jitivinni".

4. 'Ntempu d'epiremia duttura in alligria.

5. Siri còmu a pèddi re cugghiùna.

6. 'A jaddina fà l'uovu e jaddu ci abbrùsca 'u culu.


a. When there's an epidemic doctors rejoice.

b. The hen lays the egg while the rooster has an itchy bum.

c. To be like the skin of the testicles [clingy].

d. He who goes to women without turkeys will be told to go away.

e. Either eat this soup or throw yourself out of the window.

f. It's better to be hit with a crossbow than a window.

Highlight below for answers and explanations: [There's something written below this - really, there is!]

1f, 2e, 3d, 4a, 5c, 6b. 1f. Because being hit with a window is humiliating! 2e. Means if you don't get used to little troubles, you'll have bigger ones later. 3d. [Not as daft as it seems]. The husband who comes home without meat for the wife to cook will be sent out again. 4a. Because the doctors get rich. [Shows Sicilian contempt for those who profit from others' troubles. ] 5c. Err.... 6b The person who does the work concentrates on what they are doing whilst the idler just criticises.

SILLY WEEK: THE LIMERICK CHALLENGE

His Girl Friday has challenged all Silly Week participants to come up with a limerick and James has set a 15-minute time limit for this. Here's mine:

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There once was a lady from Wales
who upped and set off with red sails,
She found a Med isle,
thought, "Here I will while
away all the rest of my days".

Her friends in old Britain all said,
"You really are daft in the head,
With those mafiosi
your life won't be rosy,
Come back to the drizzle instead."

Said she, "And a fat lot I care
for there's nothing but gloom over there,
I'm eating ice cream
and living the dream
in the land of the prickly pear."

Boom - boom!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

TRANSLATION FUN

I'm always sounding off about translation, so for Silly Week, let's have some translation fun with Lucy:

I Love Lucy - A Matter of Translation

Monday, July 27, 2009

SILLY WEEK: QUIZ - WOULD YOU LOOK SILLY IN SICILY?

SILLY WEEK



The Man in a Shed has had the brilliant idea of declaring this "Silly Week" in the blogosphere: In Britain, this is the time of year when our politicians go on holiday and the media, desperate for something to report, come up with the silliest stories imaginable, famously headed, "Cor, what a scorcher!" in the popular press every time the temperature in Britain goes above 20 C. [20C ? - I wish!] As I don't have any trouble being silly, I have decided to join in. I hope to keep you entertained this week!

I am still committed to Positive Day on Friday 31st.

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