The other
day I was with a student when I happened to look up and saw not one, but six
worried faces peering in at my window. Both student and I hurried outside to see what
was the matter, by whIch time at least four other people had joined the impromptu party.
But what
was happening on the steps behind them? To my astonishment, I could see a tall,
perplexed-looking gentleman in shorts who was obviously, given his blond hair
and pallor - which admittedly might have
turned an even “whiter shade of pale” after he had been propelled up the steps by another posse of six – not Sicilian. The posse stopped when they saw me and gave the poor gentleman a little push towards
me.
“He’s
English and he’s lost”, they explained to me in Italian. I asked my compatriot how I could help him
and he explained that he had just been standing in the street trying to get his
bearings when the group of eager-to-help Sicilians had come up to him and
gestured to him to follow them. He was then swept along amid much enthusiastic noise. He said all he really wanted was a map and I
conveyed this information to the “helpers.”
That did it!
“A map?” “Yes,
a map!” chorused the ever-growing crowd. Well, reader, why on earth would you want a map when there were all these
locals ready to direct you [though not, of course, to anywhere you actually wanted to go]?
“Yes”, I confirmed. “He wants to go sightseeing and he
needs a map.”
There
followed an extremely loud and excited confabulation about where our Anglo-Saxon wanderer
should get his map and suggestions included the idea that he should go to
Modica Alta [high above most of the tourist sights and difficult to navigate
if you don’t know it, facts which, in the opinion of Modicans, make it much more
interesting] because “my wife’s third cousin runs a newsagent’s there”.
While all
this was going on I, being a spoilsport, gave the stranger directions to Modica
Old Town and also to the nearest bar, where I knew they had maps. I must say he looked very relieved. No doubt I will meet him again one day,
still dazed and hopelessly lost in Modica.
3 comments:
That gave me a good chuckle pat,
I've just had a good read through your blogs
and thoroughly enjoyed the read.
I've pinched your recipe for Polpette, sounds
and looks delicious.
I do something similar using minced pork and sage etc.
Hope you and darling little Bertie are keeping well,
Love Di and Chloe cat purrrszzzng.
Pat to the rescue. They knew where to find help 😂 take care. Hope you are well. Xx
Glad you enjoyed it, Di and hope the polpette turn out well. Love to you and Chloe too. x Hi, Anne. You take care too. xx
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