UNA PIEGA "DI SIGNORA"

I have been to Raffaele [the hairdresser] and I have had the above, which I can only translate as a "special blow-dry". Raffaele is very pleased with himself and it got me a compliment from the bar staff when I went to lunch at the Altro Posto. I thought to myself, "There is nowhere on earth I would rather be and nothing I would rather be doing than sitting on the terrace of a nice bar in the Via Sacro Cuore in Modica, Sicily, in the sun, watching Italy drive by - with my hair done." I think they should scatter my ashes outside the Altro Posto and pour a gin and tonic over them! [Would the Catholic Church and the comune allow this, I wonder?!]